An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.

• ABC Motion Pictures
• 20th Century Fox
• Sean Young
• Michael McKean
• Gary Friedkin
• Kyle T. Heffner
• Rick Overton
• Crystal Bernard
• Ted McGinley
• Saul Rubinek